Horrorscopes for July 3, 2009 |
| Aries |
Stay in bed all day. |
| Taurus |
Tighten those trucks for downhillin' the big hills. |
| Gemini |
Read between the lines! |
| Cancer |
Suddenly your best dream becomes your worst nightmare. |
| Leo |
All bad things in all bad time. |
| Virgo |
You just can't be happy today. |
| Libra |
Saints are for suckers! |
| Scorpio |
Challenge yourself to a hypnotizing contest... |
| Sagittarius |
Try it. But you better hit me the first time! |
| Capricorn |
Let someone else take charge of being productive. |
| Aquarius |
It's doesn't matter much to you. |
| Pisces |
Always up to no good. |
| Lupa |
Untouched catfood = birds = better meal. |
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Little known fact: Lupa represents the 13th zodiac
sign for your little kitty pet... |
