Horrorscopes for May 12, 2008 |
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| Aries | Cat got your tongue? |
| Taurus | GET LOST NOW. |
| Gemini | Don't lose your cool over spilt milk. |
| Cancer | How many broken windows are in your house? |
| Leo | OK smartypants, so what's the speed of dark? |
| Virgo | Strategy is for people with goals. |
| Libra | Actually, do take it personally! |
| Scorpio | Lost in halls, smashed in walls, tiny trips and heavy falls... |
| Sagittarius | You know what you've got to do, now do it! |
| Capricorn | Try to be a little harder on yourself. |
| Aquarius | Time for a molten lava mud bath! |
| Pisces | End of the line for you and your cult following. |
| Lupa | Untouched catfood = birds = better meal. |
| Little known fact: Lupa represents the 13th zodiac sign for your little kitty pet... |
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