Horrorscopes for September 2, 2010 |
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| Aries | Welcome the chance to learn about getting even. |
| Taurus | You don't wanna know... |
| Gemini | See what else you can find on Napster. |
| Cancer | Are you going to go or not? |
| Leo | Spell it out like this... G O O D B Y E |
| Virgo | Shut Down. |
| Libra | |
| Scorpio | Sugar and spit, bats and grit. |
| Sagittarius | You have an incredible gift for being lazy... |
| Capricorn | Smash your bad dreams with nice nightmares. |
| Aquarius | All things black are all things good. |
| Pisces | Two minutes to midnight... |
| Lupa | Untouched catfood = birds = better meal. |
| Little known fact: Lupa represents the 13th zodiac sign for your little kitty pet... |
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